If Tomorrow Never Comes

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

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larxenesomebody:

mjolkk:

oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

am i a bad person  

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Ugh.  Just…. Ugh.

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• someone: quit apologizing
• me: sorry

fuckbangovers:

So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say

So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“ 

I heard my mom scream in the other room

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anondracomalfoy:

The next………..award……………………goes………….to……….

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me.

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